Kiss my ass.

[Truck]

A guy can chow box and get his lady off 3 or 4 times, but you pop your jollly just ONCE, and that's it.
Just when it gets starts getting interesting... "That's it, get to work!"
Demmit!

Bodi...in for the manly truth!

[ELISABETH]

The boyfriend knows im not done until I haave 3 or 4 or 5 times.. if he finnishes before me... well then he isn't finnished!

[Bodhisattva]

Frikkin' double standards!

[ELISABETH]

He can only go once in a session so he always gets his. There were times long ago when he would be like "im done"
and i would be like WHAT????? I don't allow that anymore

[Bodhisattva]

True...It is kind of a let-down being done.
The journey is the fun.
But it is work. Trying to jam 3+ 'happys' into ~20 minutes of work and then add in my own 'happy'...
BTW, on occasion, stubbornness may be in the works and it takes longer than 20 minutes...
and the resulting soreness, means I get no action for several days. I get the job done in a decent time, I can return soon.
The most awesome ones, are when I get 2. That has happened maybe 3 times ever.
You don't lose wood, post-jolly, and get right back to work. Gotta be pretty hydrated for that, though.
Hooray two-fers!

[ELISABETH]

I'm not in a situation where I can have sex everyday. We don't live together so we pack it all into a hotel visit or maybe if my neices arent home then we stay here. It is usually about a 3 hour event. If i could have sex everyday i would!!

[Truck]

All women are different. My ex wife was impossible to get off. It was an hour session every time. My wife now has at least 2 before I finish...most of the time, more.

[IsoHockey92]

I'm not in a situation where I can have sex everyday. We don't live together so we pack it all into a hotel visit or maybe if my neices arent home then we stay here. It is usually about a 3 hour event. If i could have sex everyday i would!!

You should see what I can pack into one night...... er um...... oopps. I forgot I'm not supposed to say out loud what I think......well maybe if I hit the delete key i can get rid of all this.... let's see here........

[Diva Holly]

im almost sorry i read this.... what the hell is goin on in here??!!

truck, your wife isnt the only one who is impossible to get off... some women are just designed that way. we all have a g-spot but that doesnt mean shit and its has nothing to do with the guy. some women cannot have a g-spot orgasm only a clitorial orgasm and unfortunately if the clit isnt rubbed just right, there is no orgasm. i am in that boat... and its harder to have that orgasm, but its more powerful.

most guys dont know the difference between a woman having an actual orgasm and cumming... a girl can soak the bed and not have an orgasm and vise-versa... she can have an orgasm without making a wet spot.

lisa... there is nothing wrong with swapping cum between mouths... its actually HOT as hell IMO.

[Bodhisattva]

Yeah, when I was young, I saw the impossible, as a cool challenge.
But I learned my lesson after months going at it as often as I was allowed.
There are some women that just don't go. At least she was a good sport and was fully willing to try...

lisa... there is nothing wrong with swapping cum between mouths... its actually HOT as hell IMO

[Truck]

Holly...as hawt as your post was (translation...we all know you two want me, so we can we do that? Yeah), I said my EX wife couldn't get off. My current wife has had as many as 7 orgasms during sex. She could have more if I could go beyond 2. But my ass is getting old.

My ex was so hard to get to reach the top. She was a nympho who was a whore and sex is still number 1 in her life. So maybe it's the attitude.

But you are right, Holls, there is a differnce in orgasms.

The G-Spot, even though it's said is a myth, feels like the top of your mouth. If you find it and stimulate it, it's golden.

[ELISABETH]

im almost sorry i read this.... what the hell is goin on in here??!!

truck, your wife isnt the only one who is impossible to get off... some women are just designed that way. we all have a g-spot but that doesnt mean shit and its has nothing to do with the guy. some women cannot have a g-spot orgasm only a clitorial orgasm and unfortunately if the clit isnt rubbed just right, there is no orgasm. i am in that boat... and its harder to have that orgasm, but its more powerful.

most guys dont know the difference between a woman having an actual orgasm and cumming... a girl can soak the bed and not have an orgasm and vise-versa... she can have an orgasm without making a wet spot.

lisa... there is nothing wrong with swapping cum between mouths... its actually HOT as hell IMO.

I agree!! Wow I missed a lot.. Sorry for not replying guys... You know what does bother me sometimes.. Like when i give the boyfriend a bj... he will kiss me after but he acts like he doesnt want to really.. but after he eats me out he likes to stick his fingers in and then put them in my mouth or he will kiss me. It doesnt bother me to taste my own stuff I like it.. its me.. but he doesnt want to taste his. why?

[Diva Holly]

I agree!! Wow I missed a lot.. Sorry for not replying guys... You know what does bother me sometimes.. Like when i give the boyfriend a bj... he will kiss me after but he acts like he doesnt want to really.. but after he eats me out he likes to stick his fingers in and then put them in my mouth or he will kiss me. It doesnt bother me to taste my own stuff I like it.. its me.. but he doesnt want to taste his. why?

i have been with 1 guy who isnt afraid to taist his own cum... i was a little taken back at first but its actually really cool... when he would cum on me (chest or stomach or even my ass) he would lick it off and put it in my mouth... HOT HOT HOT!!!

i love me a freak in bed!!!

[Truck]

I have NEVER kissed a chick afterwards. I make her brush her teeth. Is that wrong? If they didn't finish the job, then it's no big deal, but a dude that licks his own cum is fucking nasty as hell!! I'll do the whole go down on her and then kiss her or stick my fingers in her mouth...that;s hawt. But the other way around will get a bitch slapped! haha

[JDawg]

I have NEVER kissed a chick afterwards. I make her brush her teeth. Is that wrong? If they didn't finish the job, then it's no big deal, but a dude that licks his own cum is fucking nasty as hell!! I'll do the whole go down on her and then kiss her or stick my fingers in her mouth...that;s hawt. But the other way around will get a bitch slapped! haha

I think making her brush her teeth is a little extreme, yeah. My current girlfriend is a spitter, and she brushes her teeth right afterward anyway, but usually for me if the action is continuing beyond the BJ, I'll kiss em. I figure we're swapping so much bodily fluid as it is, what's the difference? That said, I'm not going to snowball or anything gross like that. But I'm not going to make her brush up after a BJ if she doesn't want to. And in turn I've never had a girl ask me to brush after I om nom nom her cooter, either.

[Diva Holly]

My current girlfriend is a spitter

worthless... dump her immediatly!

the only reason the bitch should spit is if she is spittin it in another girls mouth! what the hell is wrong with girls these days? nothing is wrong with throat babies!

but now we know why joe has been in such a good mood lately, he is gettin laid... thats the secret to a happy person

[Bodhisattva]

I've never stopped to think about it.
My sense of taste is pretty flat anyway.
I put Habanero Tabasco on most of the things I eat anyway...uhhh...but not my wife.
She doesn't pause after I've been chowing, I got not reason to fear my own stuff, I mean it IS mine.
Like i said, I just don't even consider it. Heat of the moment...

[Truck]

My piss is me but I ain't drinking it.

And it's not like I MAKE her brush her teeth but she knows I'm not gonna kiss her unless she does. If it's just fore play and I don't finish then I never think about it. But if she finishes me off then she gots to brush em.

[JDawg]

I know I'm late on this, but Truck, don't you eat ass? How is that any better than tasting some spunk residue (Which you can't even taste, btw)?

[Truck]

Who said I ate ass.

[JDawg]

Don't you? I thought all dudes did that for their lady. My bad.

[Truck]

I was saving a story for my interview. Lol

[JDawg]

Don't you? I thought all dudes did that for their lady. My bad.

I eat ass but very strict hygiene standards have to be met first.

It's not something I do on a first date, but if I'm with a girl for a while, I'll do it. Obviously I'm assuming that she's clean down there...if she wasn't, I'd have to reconsider our relationship, not just my desire to toss her damn salad. Most importantly, though, she has to want it. If she's not into it, you just don't do it. Obviously. I've snuck down there once or twice on girls without asking, and quickly found out that they were not interested. But then I had another girl who begged me to do it.

I'm curious, do you, like, interview the girl, or something? I don't know how you're supposed to know if your strict standards are being met.

[Diva Holly]

all ya gotta do joe is just try it. if she doesnt like it she will tell you and you can always play it off as an "oops"

[brandon25801]

My current girlfriend is a spitter

worthless... dump her immediatly!

the only reason the bitch should spit is if she is spittin it in another girls mouth! what the hell is wrong with girls these days? nothing is wrong with throat babies!

but now we know why joe has been in such a good mood lately, he is gettin laid... thats the secret to a happy person

my wife is a spitter too but she is also a squirter!!! so it kinda equals out

[The Big 'O']

you sure she's squirting and not pissing?

[Truck]

OK..>Wasn't gonna say this...but I was down on a girl once and she was all into it. She squirted something in my mouth. She felt it. She got embarassed. She said she came and THAT happened. But, I was done. I don't know WHAT it was. I always wondered if she pissed in my mouth.

[JDawg]

OK..>Wasn't gonna say this...but I was down on a girl once and she was all into it. She squirted something in my mouth. She felt it. She got embarassed. She said she came and THAT happened. But, I was done. I don't know WHAT it was. I always wondered if she pissed in my mouth.

It could have been either, but it was probably just some squirt.

[Truck]

Dude...I hope.

[JDawg]

Yeah, but so what if it was? You're still alive, ain't ya? You're putting your mouth on the place she pees from. I know you're not looking to drink it, but if a little gets out, no harm is really done.